I Never Have to Interact with Another Human Being Again

I have forgotten to mention, though I alluded to blogging from home. You'd have no way of knowing this, but it was my way of saying:

I FINALLY GOT MY LAPTOP.

I have to say, I'm pretty happy to be sitting in my lounge chair, watching House in my pj's, drinking a beer, and not having to bug Devon or take over his room or his space to do it.

I haven't had a computer of my own that had internet in a bazillion years. I feel like I shouldn't be writing, I shouldn't pass GO or collect $200. I should be spending all this time downloading porn. Why? Because it's MY computer. And I can do that. I'm not even feeling particularly sexual these days, but just to have the OPTION is nice. It's like going to a buffet and stuffing yourself even though you just ate. BECAUSE YOU CAN. And that's an incredibly satisfying feeling. And porn has far fewer calories than, oh let's say, a Cici's buffet or something. But just barely.