On this Day...
A woman, sweaty and screaming, is in too much pain to notice her legs are spread very wide in front a whole group of people.
It's putting up a fight. What the hell is wrong?
Because it's Kristen. And Kristen is a Cancer. The womb is by far the more preferable option to this sterile room with people wearing masks and flourescent lighting. Kristen doesn't do flourescent lighting. Not if she can fix it with her fancy camera.
She slips and slides down the vaginal canal and is brought into the world. Her immediate thought is, "What can I get to eat around here?"
HAPPY BIRTHDAY KRISTEN!!!!
posted by C @ 09:47
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5 Comments:
ha!! so true!
thanks, lovely.
wish you could be here!
Me too.
Do something really fun for me. And for you, too, I GUESS
er, all i have planned is lots of eating (and drinking). AND im very excited about that. AND there will be belly dancers, so i will picture your head on their faces. or maybe ill make little carrie masks they can all wear.
all the people with whom i spent my last birthday have moved away! how sad! luckily claire is moving back (and is here for the weekend) and amy isn't out of town, for my first birthday ever of the 16 she's known me (probably).
It's my coworker Lee's birthday as well and one of my temp lawyers Reggie.
July 8th was a busy day for the birth canal.
Tell Claire hello for me. And Amy. And Austin.
[nostalgic sigh...]
sort of a chastity device!
Sonette Ehlers of Kleinmond, South Africa, recently invented a tampon-like sheath that she says will reduce the disturbing number of rapes that plague that country, but local anti-violence leaders are skeptical, as well as alarmed. The device folds around the penis with microscopic hooks and, once engaged, requires medical intervention to remove. (It may also incidentally inhibit the transmission of HIV.) Critics call it impractical (since one must be worn constantly) and barbaric, and a distraction from other solutions to the rape crisis. The devices are expected to be available in pharmacies starting in July, for 1 rand each (about 15 cents). [The Times (London), 6-8-05]
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