Blow Jobs and High Treason

I'll talk about the wonder that is the fancy schmancy hotel that Marina (and I) are staying in. Perhaps tomorrow.

But shit like this makes my brain implode with fury. Wrathodite is in full force. Honestly, the way this man weathers scandal is really something. I think they'll look back on his presidency with a certain respect and awe that this bastard pulls shit like this, ruins the economy, starts a seemingly endless war, fucks up hurricane relief, and COMMITS HIGH TREASON and people can still love him. And blame a left-wing conspiracy. But hey, he likes God. So clearly, God must be okay with high treason, putting our boys overseas at risk, putting the lives of agents who are trying to PREVENT the next 9/11 at risk, not caring about black people, etc. But most importantly, God does not like butt sex. Neither does George Bush. God does not like animal-human hybrids. Neither does George Bush.

George Bush never cheated on his wife that we could prove, so it seems sooooooo reasonable that he should be able to avoid impeachment. Really. The logic is astounding.

I mean, really.

I am personally amazed that not only has he managed to avoid impeachment, but avoid angry hoardes of villagers with torches and sticks.

Jack Bauer would have had this dude's eye on a plate by now. And then made him eat it.

I am sometimes so sad with what people deem so important that they compromise so much that could be just as important. Well, there's only one thing to do in a situation like this.

Go lay in the tub of a really fancy schmancy hotel and pass out in a luxiurious bed, dreaming of a time when people could actually see the forest for the trees. If only George Bush hadn't cut them all down.

[impodes]