I Wish the World was Flat like The Old Days
ok--You get some interesting stuff if you ask for "weird pictures"
like this:
I don't know what to make of that.
And then there's the trippy stuff:
But I have to say this was my favorite:
Yeah, I don't know why I felt like sharing that. But this is what I do to take breaks from work.
But if I could control what the search for "weird" would be, my office building would be included in that.
OK--so we all know I work for a law firm. A big one. On many floors. We have floors 11-18 straight, and space on 7 as well.
Nothing weird about that, right?
Wrong.
Why?
Why are you asking me so many damn questions??! I'm getting there...
There's no floor 14.
For reals.
Now I've seen many a building that didn't have a floor 13--it's considered bad luck and all, but we have a 13. Just not a 14. Why? What's with this? Is it like Sideways Stories from Wayside School? Does it just not exist? Or it doesn't exist with non-existent partners and non-existent paralegals that perform non-existent tasks on non-existent cases?
OR
Is 14 where bad paralegals go? The room of legal punishments? You go in there and get depositioned to death? Redacted? I don't know. I ponder floor 14 every day in all my travels throughout the firm and outside and everything. It's like our own Chamber of Secrets.
Hmm.
posted by C @ 13:06
8 comments
8 Comments:
maybe there is a secret stairway to it?
or maybe there is a 13 1/2 even?
I'm a little scared to find out.
ill explore with you when im there! we can sneak in on labor day or something
bwa hahhahaa
Hell, no. If I have the day off, I'm sure as hell not going to go in the office.
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Daniel, that was funny, but I had to delete it. What you wrote could get me fired.
FLOOR 14!!!!!!!!!!!!
oh man. i remember being there like 4 or 5 weeks and just completley BOTHERED by the fact that there was a floor 13, but not a floor 14
ISNT THAT BACKWARDS????
apparently floor 14 is the janitors' floor.
how annoying, right? that whole having to take the elevator from 13 to 15?
so
freaking
weird.
it would be sort of un-PC to assign the janitors the 13th floor, right? "you don't earn a living wage, PLUS you get to be stationed on the unluckiest floor! now get to scrubbing the scum off johnson's toilet."
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