On a Non-Co-Habitational Front

This got sent out to the entire NY Office of our firm [and in case you are wondering, it's a very large firm]:


______________________________________________
From: [dumbass]

Sent: Friday, April 28, 2006 5:25 PM

To: *NY Office

Subject: Tape Dispenser

Would whoever borrowed it please return it to me, thanks!

--[Is she fucking kidding?]
Legal Assistant to [Someone]
______________________________________________

A glowing example of when corporate living has taken over your life. We handle multi-billion dollar lawsuits and I can't be certain, but there should be more than one tape dispenser lying around. But perhaps hers has a certain sentimental value or something. Let's just hope she doesn't pull a Milton and burn the whole building down if she doesn't get it back.