I Should've Known...
[hits self on head]
Office Crush has a girlfriend.
[throws hands up in air]
I give up. I finally met someone that pre-empted thoughts of The Unworthy One, and felt I could really, you know, like, date and stuff.
Damn.
SOMEBDOY SET ME UP WITH SOMEONE NICE! I apparently am no good at this.
posted by C @ 14:40
6 comments
6 Comments:
a serious girlfriend?
I don't know. He didn't mention it, but it was in his facebook profile.
ooo maybe it is outdated?
then again i dont think most people would list anyone unless it was semi-serious.
oh blah
Well, i've got a guy for you. He needs a place to crash until some heat is off and the cops have started asking a few too many questions at my apartment. He's not exactly "nice" but he named his pistol after his mother so he obviously respects women. Or as he calls them "whores." Anyway, let me know if you want me to give him your number/address.
stop talking about yourself in the third person, d
NEVER!
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