The Nighttime Sniffling, Sneezing, Aching so You can Blog Better Medicine

Nyquil makes my brain heavy. And my body heavier.

There are now two angry trolls residing in my throat.

I go to the doctor tomorrow. But chances are, I'll get the "Drink lots of fluids and let it run its course" line. I hate that. Give me sugar pills, but I want to think I'm working toward fixing this thing. I am a huge advocate of the placebo effect. Trick me into getting better. Please. I'm very gullible, I promise.

Screw this. Someone get me Dr. House.



He'll tell me something cooler. And maybe I can bum a Vicodin off him.